Southern
Division wins UFFL Pro
Bowl again
For the first
time in UFFL
Pro Bowl
history, Southern Division head coach
Calvin
Brown was
unable to cheer on his team's starting
quarterback in person. The game
also marked the first time that Jay
Klinkhammer
was unavailable to lead the Northern
Division squad. Unfortunately for
the North, the end result was the same
as the previous two years, as
the Southern Division All-Stars
soundly defeated the Northern Division
All-Stars, 156.88-120.49.
Chad
Fuller of the Cheeko
Chiefs was appointed
to lead the North, but even if he had
selected the highest-possible
scoring starting lineup from the
players on his roster, they would have
come up short in a contest that was
never really close. Indianapolis
Colts quarterback Peyton Manning was
the team's leading scorer,
accumulating 22.56 fantasy points.
Houston Texans Arian Foster
(bbashers) led the South with 32.50
points, as he rushed for 180 yards
and scored two touchdowns. The victory
marked Brown's third career Pro
Bowl win in as many opportunities.
And the reason why Klinkhammer was
unavailable? He has been busy
preparing for a March 1 move from
Minnesota to Philadelphia, but has
announced plans to return to the UFFL
next season. Depending on which
owners return for 2011, the league may
need to shuffle teams between
divisions to maintain geographical
accuracy. Stay tuned.
UFFL News
Ticker: Registration
for the UFFL Postseason Challenge
contest on the NFL.com website ends
Saturday, Jan. 8, prior to kickoff of
the first playoff game. Thanks to
Brown, Mozelle Meyers and Andrew So
for signing up ... Jim
Douglas remains in
first place in the Yahoo!
Pickem Challenge contest, which runs
through the Super Bowl ... Click
here to see the list
of winners for the 2010 UFFL awards.
Lucky
seven
Seventh-seeded
squad ends season with
seventh straight win
The
Catch
entered
the last week of the UFFL regular
season
with a 6-6 record, just hoping to keep
their streak of eight
consecutive years making the
championship bracket of the playoffs
alive. Just a few weeks prior, their
odds of competing for the title
seemed even slimmer, when they had a
3-6 record following a Week 9
blowout loss against the CheeseWhiz.
It would be the final loss for them
all season, as they rolled off
seven consecutive victories, including
six wins on the road.
The last of those victories, of
course, was in UFFL Bowl IX, as The
Catch defeated The
Steel
Curtain, 116.96-111.05. Andrew
So won his
first ever league
championship while facing another
coach, first-year
participant Tony
DelSignore, who was making his debut
in the title
game. In a game decided by less than
six points, it was the New England
Patriots defense making all the
difference, as they singlehandedly
posted 30.56 fantasy points. New York
Giants wide receiver Mario
Manningham (17.60 points) and Houston
Texans quarterback Matt Schaub
(17.40 points) also eclipsed the
15-point mark for the winners.
Fittingly, the top scorer for The
Steel Curtain was the Pittsburgh
Steelers defense (19.20 points), with
San Diego Chargers running back
Ryan Mathews (15.90 points) and
Atlanta Falcons quarterback Matt Ryan
(14.52 points) also having decent
outings. However, backup quarterback
Matt Cassel (Kansas City Chiefs) had
32.56 points on the bench, which
would have given DelSignore more than
enough points to win if he had
substituted him in for Ryan. According
to assistant commissioner
Mozelle
Meyers,
DelSignore had considered making a
quarterback switch
prior to the game, but then decided
against it.
Championship
Bracket
- Third Place Game
(1)
bbashers 136.27, (6) TH Best Bets
89.70
- Green Bay Packers
quarterback Aaron Rodgers' 42.76
fantasy
points led all UFFL players for Week
16, as Calvin Brown earned his
second career postseason victory. Tennessee Titans
wide receiver Kenny Britt was the top
scorer for the Best Bets, with
14.95 points. However, Brown is not
finished coaching for the season -
he will lead the Southern Division in
the UFFL Pro Bowl next week (for
the third consecutive year).
Consolation
Bracket
(11)
Deltaman 94.92, (9) Football Gal
84.39
- Deltaman head coach Craig Hoffman
ended his season on a winning note,
thanks to 21.24 fantasy points from
New York Giants quarterback Eli
Manning, while Football Gal fell to
0-2 in this year's championship
bracket despite 16.52 points from
Miami Dolphins quarterback Chad Henne.
(10)
Cheeko Chiefs 119.42,
(13) Sir Michael Vick 91.07 -
The Cheeko Chiefs finished the
year with four consecutive victories
(including two in the consolation
bracket), and seven wins in their
final eight weeks, despite
dismantling their roster in order to
stock up on 2011 draft picks.
Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback David
Garrard posted 26.36 fantasy
points to lead all scorers, while
Philadelphia Eagles quarterback
Michael Vick racked up 25.82 points
for his namesake franchise. Sir
Michael Vick head coach Jay
Klinkhammer is scheduled to coach the
Northern Division in the UFFL Pro Bowl
in Week 17.
Around
the UFFL: Week Fifteen
Edition
The holiday season
is here and with the second round of
the UFFL playoffs having come and
gone, we now know which teams ended up
with the gift of life and which
teams ended up with a lump of coal.
Here is a brief synopsis of each of
Week 15's games:
Championship
Bracket
(5) The
Steel Curtain 117.75, (1) bbashers
111.25 - After being a
non-factor for virtually the entire
season, San Diego Chargers wide
receiver Vincent Jackson (112
receiving
yards and three touchdowns) posted
28.60 fantasy points to give
first-year head coach Tony
DelSignore the chance to compete in
UFFL
Bowl IX, following an upset over the
league's top-ranked team.
Tennessee Titans quarterback Kerry
Collins was the top scorer for the
bbashers with 20.28 points, who were
missing starting quarterback Aaron
Rodgers (Green Bay Packers) because
of a concussion. "The way I figure
it, if I continue to have the best
record in the league, I'm a shoo-in
to win the 2014 UFFL championship,"
Brown said. "Something to look
forward to."
(7) The
Catch 126.26, (6) TH Best Bets
98.16
- Houston Texans quarterback Matt
Schaub's 24.00 fantasy points were
enough to catapult The Catch into
the UFFL Bowl for the first time
since the 2002 season, when the
franchise was known as The Mad Dawgs
and coached by Kenny Ortiz.
Cleveland Browns quarterback Colt
McCoy's
21.72 points led the Best Bets, who
will compete against the bbashers
in the third-place game in Week 16.
Consolation
Bracket
(13)
Sir Michael Vick 149.16, (9)
Football
Gal 119.27 - Baltimore
Ravens running back Ray Rice (36.30
fantasy points) had his finest game
of the season, scoring two
touchdowns while racking up 153
rushing yards and 80 receiving
yards.
Unfortunately for Football Gal, it
wasn't enough, as the namesake of
the Sir Michael Vick franchise
posted 45.98 points to win UFFL
Player
of the Week honors.
(10)
Cheeko Chiefs 133.26,
(11) Deltaman 121.73 - New
York Giants quarterback Eli Manning
led all scorers with 34.56 fantasy
points, but it wasn't enough to
overcome the Cheeko Chiefs, who won
their third consecutive game. The
winners were led by Oakland Raiders
wide receiver Jacoby Ford's 23.03
points.
Around
the UFFL: Week Fourteen
Edition
The quest for
postseason glory has started and only
one thing is for certain -
whoever wins this year's title will be
celebrating their first-ever
UFFL championship. The first round
featured upsets galore, meaning that
several teams who weren't expecting to
be eliminated so soon will have
extra time to focus on Christmas
shopping.
Championship
Bracket
(1) bbashers 123.46, (8) Pulverizers
93.45 - In the only
championship bracket matchup not
featuring an upset, Calvin Brown won
his first-ever UFFL postseason game,
thanks to the efforts of
Jacksonville Jaguars running back
Maurice Jones-Drew (20.05 fantasy
points). New Orleans Saints
quarterback Drew Brees had 25.54
points in
a losing cause, as the Pulverizers
were knocked out in the first round
for the second time in the last three
years.
(7)
The Catch 133.31, (2)
CheeseWhiz 88.18 - Oakland
Raiders running back Darren
McFadden's 209 all-purpose yards and
three touchdowns (along with 37.80
fantasy points) were not enough to
propel his real-life team to victory
but they were enough to turn a
nailbiter into a blowout. New England
Patriots quarterback Tom Brady had
26.76 points for CheeseWhiz, who
lost in the first round for the second
consecutive year.
(6)
TH Best Bets 116.70, (3)
Craigntx 96.34 - Atlanta
Falcons running back Michael Turner
led
all scorers with 30.80 fantasy points
for Craigntx, but the defending
UFFL champions were eliminated in the
first round, thanks in large part
to New York Giants running back Ahmad
Bradshaw (21.90 points). As a
result, Mark Bender ended up with his
first career postseason win and
will move on to face The Catch in Week
15.
(5)
The Steel Curtain 112.90,
(4) N2deep 58.94 - Fittingly,
a team called "The Steel Curtain"
was led by 26.64 fantasy points from
the Pittsburgh Steelers defense,
as Tony DelSignore won his UFFL
postseason debut. Buffalo Bills
running
back Fred Jackson was the top scorer
in N2deep's lineup, with 12.65
points. The game marked the second
time in as many weeks that the teams
had met, with The Steel Curtain
winning both times. DelSignore will
face the bbashers in the next round of
the playoffs.
Consolation
Bracket
(11) Deltaman 101.60, (14) Henne
Given Sunday 99.58 - This
game
was only decided by 2.02 fantasy
points even though Henne Given Sunday
head coach Jason Wedgwood hadn't
changed his lineup in about four
weeks; if he had, the team almost
certainly would have registered their
first win of the year. The New York
Jets defense notched 25.48 fantasy
points for the winners, who will move
on to face the Cheeko Chiefs in
the next round. The Baltimore Ravens
defense had 29.28 points for Team
Wedgwood.
(13)
Sir Michael Vick 120.98,
(12) Steph Infections 60.40 -
This consolation matchup featured
another AWOL head coach, although Jay
Klinkhammer ended up on the
winning side of this contest.
Philadelphia Eagles quarterback
Michael
Vick, for whom the franchise is
obviously named, recorded 28.40
fantasy
points, while the Green Bay Packers'
13.00 points led the Steph
Infections. Klinkhammer's squad will
face Football Gal in the second
round.
Football Gal (6-7-0) and the
Cheeko
Chiefs (6-7-0) earned
first-round byes in the consolation
bracket as the ninth and tenth seeds
respectively. They will return to
the virtual gridiron in Week 15.
Around
the UFFL: Week Thirteen
Edition
For several teams,
this was a
make-or-break week which determined
whether they would have the
opportunity to compete for the
championship or whether they'd have to
settle for the consolation bracket.
Some rose to the occasion, while
others folded like a cheap suit ... or
cheap tent ... or whatever the
expression is. Anyway, here's the
recap of what went down in the final
week of the regular season:
TH Best Bets 137.05, CheeseWhiz
127.78 - New England
Patriots
quarterback Tom Brady's 37.34 fantasy
points were not enough to give
CheeseWhiz double-digit victories this
season, as the TH Best Bets hung
on for victory despite a late charge
from Team Douglas. Indianapolis
Colts wide receiver Reggie Wayne's 200
receiving yards and 30.50
fantasy points led the way for Team
Bender, who reached the
championship bracket for the first
time in the franchise's existence.
The Catch 104.23, Deltaman 100.05 -
New York Giants running
back Brandon Jacobs scored 22.30
fantasy points for Deltaman, but it
wasn't enough to keep The Catch from
winning and advancing to the
championship bracket for a ninth
consecutive season (and eighth with
head coach Andrew So). St. Louis Rams
running back Steven Jackson
(17.85 points) was the top scorer for
the winners.
Craigntx 113.24, Pulverizers 91.00 -
Cincinnati Bengals running
back Cedric Benson posted 19.60
fantasy points for Team Lechner, as
they won their second in a row.
Atlanta Falcons running back Michael
Turner had 14.80 points in his first
game for Craigntx since being
acquired in a late-season deal with
the Cheeko Chiefs. The Pulverizers
were led by 23.53 points from New
Orleans Saints quarterback Drew
Brees, and made the championship
bracket as the No. 8 seed despite
ending the regular season with a 6-7-0
record - only the second time in
their history they have had a losing
record.
Cheeko Chiefs 100.87, Steph
Infections 63.93 - The
Cheeko
Chiefs ended the season with a
semi-respectable 6-7-0 record despite
trading several of their star players
away for high draft picks - and
almost snuck into the championship
bracket. Team Fuller was led by
17.96 fantasy points from the Kansas
City Chiefs defense, while
Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver
Terrell Owens posted 14.35 points for
the Infections. Both teams are
ticketed for the consolation bracket.
The Steel Curtain 90.92, N2deep
79.74 - Both teams had
already
qualified for the championship
bracket, so this game determined
little
more than seeding. New Orleans Saints
running back Christopher Ivory
had 23.70 fantasy points for The Steel
Curtain, while N2deep was led by
13.74 points from Tampa Bay Buccaneers
wide receiver Mike Williams.
bbashers 173.03, Football Gal 88.81
- Despite having locked up
a championship bracket berth long
before anyone else, the bbashers
didn't let up in the final week, with
the New York Giants supplying
34.16 fantasy points for the winners.
Indianapolis Colts wide receiver
Pierre Garcon had 17.90 points for
Football Gal.
Sir Michael Vick 145.62, Henne Given
Sunday 72.26 -
Philadelphia Eagles quarterback
Michael Vick scored 33.88 fantasy
points for the winners, with the
Baltimore Ravens defense posting 15.76
points for Henne Given Sunday. Both
teams were headed for the
consolation bracket long before the
outcome of this game was decided.
More information on this game can be
found below.
Good
grief
Henne
Given Sunday
ends regular season
without a victory
The 1976 Tampa Bay
Buccaneers. The 2008 Detroit Lions.
Rich
Kotite's tenure as an NFL head coach.
Matt Millen's stint as general
manager of the aforementioned Lions.
The career of Ryan Leaf. Dennis
Miller in the Monday Night Football
booth. The concept of the XFL.
The sport of football has seen its
share of colossal failures, but
never before has a UFFL franchise gone
winless throughout an entire
regular season ... until now. With Sir
Michael Vick's
145.62-72.26 victory in Week 13, Henne
Given Sunday dropped
to 0-13-0, further cementing their
status as the worst team in the
history of the league.
The fact that their starting
quarterback, Brett Favre of the
Minnesota
Vikings, threw an interception and
left the game with an injury on the
same play summed up their season in a
nutshell. Favre ended the day
with -1.00 points, meaning that head
coach Jason
Wedgwood
would have had a higher score if
nobody had been in the lineup as the
quarterback. Miami Dolphins wide
receiver Brandon Marshall, sidelined
because of a hamstring injury, also
was a non-factor in the game.
This season, Henne Given Sunday scored
an average of 78.96 fantasy
points per game, with their highest
score (101.33 points) coming
against the Steph
Infections in Week 9, and their lowest
score (44.43 points) coming
against the bbashers
in Week 4. Entering Week 13, their
average margin of defeat was 44.48
points, with their worst loss coming
in Week 3 against the TH
Best Bets, when they
were outscored by 92.64 points. Their
closest defeat came against
CheeseWhiz
in Week 11,
when they lost by only 3.04 points.
Wedgwood, one of the league's 12
original owners, returned to the UFFL
following a three-year hiatus when
Grace
Cloud decided
not to return following the 2009
season. As Exit Strategy last season,
they had gone 6-7-0 during the regular
season before winning two out of
their three postseason contests.
Despite their struggles, Henne Given
Sunday's season is not over yet.
They will be competing in the
consolation bracket during the first
week
of the postseason, enabling them to
potentially end the season on a
high note ... or possibly add to the
futility they have experienced
this year.
Around
the UFFL: Week Twelve
Edition
Pulverizers
130.86, The Steel Curtain
118.72 – The
Oakland Raiders' defense came through
with 21.36 fantasy points in a
must-win game for the Pulverizers, as
they improved to .500 on the
year. Carolina Panthers running back
Mike Goodson led all starters for
The Steel Curtain with 23.55 points,
although backup quarterback Matt
Cassel (Kansas City Chiefs) had 36.12
points stowed away on the bench.
Despite the loss, Tony DelSignore's
team clinched a wild-card berth.
N2deep 151.30, TH Best Bets 127.84 –
Cleveland Browns running
back Peyton Hillis may have posted
40.25 fantasy points to earn UFFL
Player of the Week honors, but it
wasn't enough to overcome the efforts
of N2deep, who clinched a wild-card
berth with the victory. Kansas City
Chiefs wide receiver Dwayne Bowe
compiled 39.50 points for the victors,
who scored at least 150 points for the
third consecutive week.
Sir Michael Vick 129.91, Deltaman
79.16 – Jay Klinkhammer
snapped a three-game losing streak to
improve to 3-8 on the year,
thanks to 32.60 fantasy points from
Green Bay Packers wide receiver
Greg Jennings. With the loss, Deltaman
was insured of having their
sixth-ever losing season, despite
16.08 points from New York Giants
quarterback Eli Manning. It was the
first game Team Klinkhammer played
with their new nickname; the franchise
was 2-6 as A-Peterson Fan Club
and 0-2 as TaJarvis Jackson.
Craigntx 107.87, Football Gal 95.52
– Craig Lechner is now
guaranteed to have the opportunity to
defend his UFFL title, thanks to
a victory over Football Gal, losers of
five of their last six games.
Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles
Austin led the winners with 16.75
fantasy points, while Baltimore Ravens
running back Ray Rice posted
17.85 points in a losing effort.
Cheeko Chiefs 156.85, bbashers
130.27 – The bbashers
suffered
only their second loss of the year,
while the Chiefs posted their
highest point total of the season in
an attempt to sneak into the
championship bracket. Oakland Raiders
wide receiver Jacoby Ford posted
32.02 fantasy points for Team Fuller,
with Green Bay Packers
quarterback Aaron Rodgers compiling
29.86 points for the bbashers.
Deltaman 104.57, Steph Infections
68.90 – New York Giants
quarterback Eli Manning recorded 20.94
fantasy points for the winners,
while Tampa Bay Buccaneers tight end
Kellen Winslow Jr. scored 12.20
points for the Steph Infections. Both
teams currently stand at 5-7 and
will need a lot of help to reach the
championship bracket of the
postseason.
The Catch 99.61, Henne Given Sunday
71.99 – San Diego Chargers
running back Mike Tolbert led the way
for The Catch with 19.05 fantasy
points, as they evened their record at
6-6. Team Wedgwood remained
winless despite 18.35 points from
Baltimore Ravens wide receiver
Derrick Mason, and finished the year
with an 0-6 regular-season record
at home.
Michael
Turner traded to
Craigntx
The Cheeko
Chiefs
have traded Atlanta Falcons running
back Michael Turner to Craigntx,
in exchange for
a first-round pick and a fifth-round
pick in the 2011 UFFL draft. The deal was
agreed upon Tuesday, Nov. 23, but did
not get approved by commissioner
Jared
Byrd until 12:57
p.m. Eastern time on Sunday, Nov. 28,
as a result of a Fleaflicker
glitch preventing him from seeing the
proposed trade sooner. As a
result, Turner's stats from his Week
12 contest will count for the
Cheeko Chiefs' game against the
bbashers,
because Chiefs
head coach Chad
Fuller
had set his starting lineup with
Turner in it, under the assumption
that the deal would be unable to be
completed before game time.
Turner, 28, was one of Fuller's three
keeper players entering the
season. Through his first 10 games of
the season, Turner had rushed 200
times for 864 yards with six
touchdowns and caught 10 passes for 69
yards.
The Chiefs currently have four
first-round draft selections and no
picks after the eighth round,
according to the UFFL
draft tracker.
UFFL News
Ticker: Henne
Given
Sunday lost to The
Catch
in Week 12, giving them an 0-12-0
record, setting the league record for
most regular-season losses in a single
season. They will attempt to
avoid becoming the first ever winless
team against Sir
Michael Vick in
Week 13, and need to score at least
45.77 fantasy points to reach the
1,000-point mark for the year. No UFFL
franchise has missed the
1,000-point plateau since the 2003
regular season.
Sizing
up the UFFL playoff
picture
As
we
head into the final two weeks of the
UFFL regular season, let's take
a look at each team's chances down the
stretch to make the championship
bracket and win UFFL Bowl IX. Remember
that all 14 franchises will
compete in the postseason, but only
the top eight franchises are
eligible for the championship bracket,
with the remaining six clubs
participating in a consolation
bracket.
They're
in
As of Thanksgiving Day, the only two
teams that had clinched berths in
the championship bracket were
CheeseWhiz
(8-3-0) of
the Northern Division and the bbashers
(10-1-0) of the
Southern Division. Head coaches Jim
Douglas and Calvin
Brown will
have an excellent chance to face off
against each other in both the Pro
Bowl and the UFFL
Bowl, but
both coaches are still looking for
their first title despite enjoying
plenty of regular-season success.
Douglas has 70 career regular-season
victories (more than any other coach)
and Brown's .865 winning
percentage through 37 regular-season
games is the highest ever.
Unfortunately for them, this success
has not translated to the
playoffs; Douglas has a 7-10-0
postseason mark, while Brown is
winless
in two playoff contests.
All
but official
Even though N2deep,
Craigntx
and The
Steel Curtain (7-4-0)
haven't officially clinched berths in
the championship bracket, it's a
safe bet to say that they'll be there.
All three clubs are guaranteed
to finish the regular season with
winning records and no team that has
ever had a winning record has missed
the championship bracket. The only
thing that remains up in the air are
their first-round playoff
opponents. N2deep head coach George
Thomas and
first-year coach Tony
DelSignore of The Steel Curtain are
both looking for their first
UFFL postseason wins, while Craigntx
head coach Craig
Lechner is
hoping to defend his title.
In
fantasy football purgatory
Five
teams currently find
themselves one game above or one
game below .500: the TH
Best Bets (6-5-0), Football
Gal (6-5-0),
the Steph
Infections
(5-6-0), The
Catch
(5-6-0) and the Pulverizers
(5-6-0). What makes this list
somewhat surprising is that the
latter
two teams are the only two of the
12 original UFFL franchises that
have
never missed the chamionship
bracket. If the season ended
today, the
first three teams in this group
would make the championship
bracket,
with the other The Catch and the
Pulverizers bound for the
consolation
bracket. The Steph Infections
would be the No. 8 seed because
they have
a better divisional record than
The Catch, and the Pulverizers
lost
head-to-head matchups to both of
these teams earlier in the season.
That being said, the Pulverizers
have also suffered from a string
of
rare bad luck recently; they have
scored 150 or more fantasy points
in
four of their last five games, yet
have only won one of those games.
Their point total is the
second-highest in the league, but
they have
"allowed" more fantasy points than
any other UFFL team (in other
words,
opponents tend to have their best
weeks while facing the
Pulverizers).
In fact, the highest and
third-highest point totals for one
team in a
single game in league history have
been accomplished in the last five
weeks against the Pulverizers.
Meanwhile, The Catch lead the
Northern Division (and are sixth
overall)
in points scored, with Atlanta
Falcons wide receiver Roddy White
(177.62 points) leading the way.
However, they find themselves tied
for
second place in the division with
the Steph Infections, three games
behind CheeseWhiz.
Hanging by a thread
Cheeko
Chiefs
and Deltaman
(4-7-0),
as well as Sir
Michael
Vick (3-8-0), are still
mathematically alive as
far as the championship bracket is
concerned, but will need to win
their games and get plenty of help
from other teams in order to make
it. However, the Chiefs are
currently in the midst of a fire
sale, and
Jay
Klinkhammer
famously said last season that he
would consider
trading away some of his players
if his team continued to struggle,
so
don't be surprised if several
moves are made. Then again,
stranger
things have happened - Klinkhammer
once won the UFFL Bowl in a season
where he entered the playoffs with
a losing record (2007). Deltaman
faces two teams with losing
records (Steph Infections and The
Catch),
while the Chiefs and Sir Michael
Vick both square off against one
team
with a winning record, as well as
the winless Henne
Given Sunday
franchise.
Better luck next year
Barring a trade, Henne Given Sunday
(0-11-0) is guaranteed to have the
first pick in the 2011 UFFL draft.
They have set a league record for
most consecutive losses in a season
and they need to win each of their
final two contests to avoid becoming
the first-ever team to lose 12
regular-season games. They are also
trying to avoid becoming the first
UFFL franchise to post fewer than
1,000 fantasy points in a season
since the Steph Infections (968.11
points) and iwilldestroyall (827.20
points) in 2003; entering Week
Twelve's games, they had only scored
882.24 points.
LeGarrette
Blount traded to the
Pulverizers
The Cheeko
Chiefs'
fire sale continued earlier this week,
as they traded Tampa Bay
Buccaneers running back LeGarrette
Blount to the Pulverizers
in
exchange for a second-round pick in
the 2011 UFFL draft.
The 24-year-old
Blount has rushed for 441 yards and
four touchdowns through seven games
this year and immediately upgrades the
club's weakest area. "The
running back position has been a sore
spot for my team all year," said
Pulverizers head coach Jared
Byrd. "Jonathan Stewart's been
sidelined the last few weeks with a
concussion, but he hadn't been doing
much even when he was healthy.
LaDainian Tomlinson's done a great job
since coming back (in an earlier
trade with the Cheeko Chiefs) but he
can't do it all by himself. Jason
Snelling and Darren Sproles don't play
often enough to make much of an
impact and Keiland Williams has done
well but also has to split the
carries with two other backs in
Washington, so we had to do something
to improve."
Just hours after the trade was
completed, Washington Redskins running
back Clinton Portis went on injured
reserve, meaning that Williams was
in line to get the bulk of the carries
once again in Week Twelve,
especially with Ryan Torain's injury
status being uncertain. "I would
have made the deal anyway even if I
had known this information because
it puts the team in a better position
for Week Thirteen and beyond,"
Byrd said.
As a result of the trade, the
Pulverizers currently have no
selections
prior to the third round of the draft.
Meanwhile, the Cheeko Chiefs
have stockpiled three first-round
picks and two second-round picks.
Cheeko Chiefs head coach Chad
Fuller also proposed another deal at
the same time to the
Pulverizers: Kansas City Chiefs
running back Thomas Jones in exchange
for a fifth-round selection in the
2011 draft, but it was rejected.
"Picking up another running back was
tempting, but I decided not to
make the deal because he wouldn't have
started over Tomlinson, Blount
or even Williams," Byrd said.
UFFL News
Ticker: If the season ended
today, Andrew
So (Northern
Division) and Calvin
Brown (Southern Division) would be the
two head coaches for the
2010-2011 UFFL Pro Bowl, because their
teams have scored the most
points in their respective divisions
so far this season ... N2deep
head coach George
Thomas is
leading the Yahoo!
Football
Pickem Challenge contest, with 844
points through Friday, Nov. 26.
Around
the
UFFL: Week Eleven
Edition
Normalcy has
returned to the Ultimate Fantasy
Football League; all 32 NFL franchises
were back in action this week, meaning
that fantasy football owners
could once again field their best
starting lineups (barring
circumstances such as injuries or
suspensions). As a result, the
outcomes of these contests were
nowhere near as wacky as those from
the
previous week.
The
Steel Curtain 143.46, TH Best Bets
108.18 –
Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve
Johnson's 32.85 fantasy points
powered Team DelSignore to their third
victory in the last four games,
guaranteeing that they will finish the
regular season with a winning
record. Philadelphia Eagles running
back LeSean McCoy led the Best Bets
with 23.55 points, as they fell to
6-5.
CheeseWhiz
94.00, Henne Given
Sunday 90.96 – This
low-scoring affair came down to the
wire,
with New England Patriots quarterback
Tom Brady's 19.24 fantasy points
pushing CheeseWhiz over the top. Team
Wedgwood remained winless despite
33.04 points courtesy of the Baltimore
Ravens defense. Henne Given
Sunday will need to win both of their
final two games to avoid setting
the UFFL mark for most losses during
the regular season.
Sir
Michael Vick 129.91,
Deltaman 79.16 – Jay
Klinkhammer snapped a three-game
losing
streak to improve to 3-8 on the year,
thanks to 32.60 fantasy points
from Green Bay Packers wide receiver
Greg Jennings. With the loss,
Deltaman was insured of having their
sixth-ever losing season, despite
16.08 points from New York Giants
quarterback Eli Manning. It was the
first game Team Klinkhammer played
with their new nickname; the
franchise was 2-6 as A-Peterson Fan
Club and 0-2 as TaJarvis Jackson.
Football
Gal 113.24, Steph
Infections 84.10 – Baltimore
Ravens running back Ray Rice's
21.80 fantasy points allowed Mozelle
Meyers to snap a four-game losing
streak as Football Gal improved to
6-5. New York Jets quarterback Mark
Sanchez posted 32.30 points for the
Steph Infections, who dropped to
5-6.
N2deep
170.84, Craigntx 131.20
- One week after posting the
third-highest fantasy point total in
UFFL
history, N2deep once again led the
league in scoring, thanks in large
part to the efforts of Buffalo Bills
running back Fred Jackson (27.25
points). Craigntx's free fall
continued as they lost their third
consecutive game, despite 32.92 points
from San Diego Chargers
quarterback Philip Rivers. It is Craig
Lechner's first three-game
losing streak since November 2008.
The
Catch 139.88, Cheeko Chiefs
119.19 - Pittsburgh Steelers
quarterback Ben Roethlisberger's
40.50 fantasy points lifted The Catch
to their fifth win of the season
and second victory in a row, and his
performance was good enough to
earn UFFL Player of the Week honors.
Team Fuller, who entered the
contest with a three-game winning
streak, was led by 19.90 points from
Atlanta Falcons running back Michael
Turner.
bbashers
159.66, Pulverizers
156.31 - Calvin Brown became
the first UFFL owner ever to earn
10 or more victories in three
consecutive seasons, thanks to 38.14
fantasy points from Green Bay Packers
quarterback Aaron Rodgers. The
Pulverizers fell to last place in the
highly competitive Southern
Division, despite 37.28 points from
New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew
Brees.
Around
the
UFFL: Week Ten Edition
This
was the seventh and final week of NFL
byes, so many star players were
sidelined, forcing owners to scour the
waiver wire and free agency pool for
replacements or simply rely on
their bench players. The Green Bay
Packers, New Orleans Saints, Oakland
Raiders and San Diego Chargers were
idle.
CheeseWhiz
116.25, Steph Infections 115.99 -
To say this was one of the wilder and
wackier weeks in UFFL history
would be an understatement; four games
(including this one) were
decided by less than three points,
including this contest. New England
Patriots quarterback Tom Brady posted
38.30 points for CheeseWhiz, as
they extended their Northern Division
lead to two games over the
Infections, who were led by 29.36
points from New York Jets quarterback
Mark Sanchez. It's interesting to note
that this game would have ended
in a tie if owners had voted to get
rid of the fractional points concept several years
ago,
but alas, there have been no
stalemates to date in the nine-year
history of the league.
The
Catch 155.05, TaJarvis Jackson 152.90
- Imagine that your fantasy football
team had a lead of 155.05-81.70
heading into the Monday Night Football
game, with the opponent only
having two active players. Seems like
an insurmountable lead, huh?
However, Philadelphia Eagles
quarterback Michael Vick (57.32
fantasy
points, an all-time UFFL record) and
wide receiver DeSean Jackson
(13.88 points) combined for 71.20
points to turn a 73.35-point laugher
into a 2.15-point nailbiter that went
down to the wire. If TaJarvis
Jackson head coach Jay Klinkhammer had
started another wide receiver
and moved New Orleans Saints running
back Ladell Betts (on a bye week)
to the bench in favor of New England
Patriots running back BenJarvus
Green-Ellis, they would have had their
third win of the season. The
Catch were led by 33.68 points from
Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben
Roethlisberger.
Deltaman
109.15, Craigntx 106.83
- In the UFFL's annual all-Craig
matchup (Hoffman vs. Lechner),
Deltaman halted a two-game losing
streak in a contest decided by only
2.32 fantasy points. New York Giants
quarterback Eli Manning's 26.62
points led the winners, while
Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver
Mike
Thomas collected 23.29 points in a
losing effort. Craigntx has dropped
consecutive games for the first time
since Weeks 10 and 11 of the 2009
season; however, they proceeded to win
their final five games en route
to their first-ever championship,
along with their first five games of
the current campaign.
TH
Best Bets 112.43, Football Gal 110.28
– In another matchup decided by just
2.15 fantasy points, Baltimore
Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco scored
26.90 points for the Best Bets,
who improved to 6-4 after picking up
their second victory in a row.
Football Gal was led by 20.80 points
from Washington Redskins
quarterback Donovan McNabb, but
dropped their fourth consecutive game
to fall to .500 for the season.
bbashers
135.88, The Steel Curtain 101.92
– Atlanta Falcons quarterback Matt
Ryan (31.14 fantasy points) was the
highest overall scorer in this game,
but his efforts for The Steel
Curtain weren't enough to keep the
bbashers from earning their ninth
win of the year and clinching at least
a wild-card berth in the
championship bracket for the
postseason. Calvin Brown's squad was
led
by 25.15 points from Jacksonville
Jaguars running back Maurice
Jones-Drew.
N2deep
181.81, Pulverizers 156.36
- For the third time in four weeks,
the Pulverizers lost to the
highest-scoring team in the UFFL (and
in two of those weeks, they
posted the second-highest score in the
league). George Thomas' team
flirted with breaking the all-time
scoring record set by The Catch in
Week 7, but a lackluster offensive
(and defensive) effort by the
Washington Redskins on Monday Night
Football put an end to those
dreams. Denver Broncos quarterback
Kyle Orton (35.74 fantasy points)
was one of four players to score more
than 25 points for the winners,
while the Pulverizers were led by
Washington Redskins running back
Keiland Williams, a recent free-agent
pickup who scored 33.40 points
after rushing for several touchdowns
well after the game was out of
reach.
Cheeko
Chiefs 101.98, Henne Given Sunday
57.55
– Chad Fuller emerged victorious in
the first completely international
UFFL game since 2006, while Henne
Given Sunday dropped their tenth
consecutive game to begin the season,
extending their record for the
worst start in league history. The
Chiefs were aided by 29.18 fantasy
points from Jacksonville Jaguars
quarterback David Garrard, while
Houston Texans wide receiver David
Walter registered 16.50 points for
Team Wedgwood, who had two players
with bye weeks inserted into their
starting lineup.f
the year. It marked the first ever
matchup between Steel Curtain head
coach Tony DelSignore and his aunt,
Football Gal head coach Mozelle
Meyers, who received 24.44 points from
the New Orleans Saints defense.
Around
the
UFFL: Week Nine Edition
This
was the sixth week of NFL
byes, so many star players were
sidelined, forcing owners to scour the
waiver wire and free agency pool for
replacements or simply rely on
their bench players. The Denver
Broncos, Jacksonville Jaguars, St.
Louis Rams, San Francisco 49ers,
Tennessee Titans and Washington
Redskins were
idle this week.
bbashers
147.35,
Craigntx 97.23 -
Calvin Brown won the battle for first
place in the Southern Division,
as he won his sixth consecutive game
to improve to 8-1 on the season.
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron
Rodgers posted 33.66 fantasy points
for the winners, while Craigntx was
led by 34.10 points from San Diego
Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers.
TH
Best Bets 154.85, Pulverizers 89.07
-
Thanks to an impressive showing by the
Cleveland Browns against the New
England Patriots, Mark Bender's squad
- which contains several
Cleveland players - cruised to victory
against the Pulverizers. Browns
running back Peyton Hillis led the
Best Bets with 34.20 fantasy points,
while the Pulverizers' top
contribution came from New Orleans
Saints
quarterback Drew Brees (21.12 points).
Oh, and the starting defense for
the losing team? None other than the
New England Patriots.
Steph Infections 135.60, Henne Given
Sunday 101.33 - Henne
Given
Sunday became the first team
eliminated from contention for the
championship bracket of the postseason
round, as they slipped to 0-9
despite posting their highest point
total of the season. Minnesota
Vikings quarterback Brett Favre's
27.94 fantasy points weren't enough
to overcome the Steph Infections, as
they won their second in a row to
move into eighth place in the league
rankings. Stephanie George's squad
was powered by 36.96 points from the
Green Bay Packers defense, in a
performance worthy of winning the UFFL
Horse Trailer Award.
N2deep 146.75, TaJarvis Jackson 113.38
- Not even a
name
change
could change the fortunes of Jay
Klinkhammer's squad, as the loss
guaranteed that they will finish the
regular season with a losing
record. Philadelphia Eagles wide
receiver DeSean Jackson led TaJarvis
Jackson with 20.69 fantasy points in
his return from a concussion, but
N2deep received 26.08 points from the
Oakland Raiders defense to give
them their fifth victory of the
season. As a token of his appreciation
for their efforts, George Thomas
released the Raiders defense less than
24 hours after the game ended.
CheeseWhiz 146.05, The Catch 73.69 - Minnesota
Vikings
running
back Adrian Peterson's 27.25 fantasy
points helped CheeseWhiz earn
their third divisional victory in as
many weeks, as they maintained
control of first place in the Northern
Division. Oakland Raiders
running back Darren McFadden (13.15
points) had a relatively pedestrian
week by his standards, but still
managed to be the top scorer for The
Catch, as they fell to 3-6.
Cheeko Chiefs 120.03, Deltaman 85.35 - The Chiefs
improved to
3-6 with their victory over Deltaman,
but are 3-2 in their last five
games and have won two straight.
Atlanta Falcons running back Michael
Turner posted 22.70 fantasy points for
the winners, while New York
Giants quarterback Eli Manning's 29.45
points were not enough to keep
Team Hoffman from losing their second
in a row.
The Steel Curtain 108.08, Football Gal
96.03 - Buffalo Bills
wide receiver Steve Johnson (18.25
fantasy points) hasn't been
fortunate enough to be on the winning
side in an NFL game this season,
but his efforts allowed The Steel
Curtain to win their sixth game of
the year. It marked the first ever
matchup between Steel Curtain head
coach Tony DelSignore and his aunt,
Football Gal head coach Mozelle
Meyers, who received 24.44 points from
the New Orleans Saints defense.
Identity
crisis
On
Thursday, Nov. 4, A-Peterson Fan Club
head coach Jay
Klinkhammer
changed the name of his franchise to
TaJarvis
Jackson,
an obvious nod to Minnesota Vikings
quarterback Tarvaris Jackson. No
official reason was given for the
sudden name change, although his
team's disappointing 2-7-0 record
probably has something to do with it.
Ironically, he has never had Minnesota
Vikings running back Adrian
Peterson or Tarvaris Jackson on his
UFFL roster.
Klinkhammer,
who has been a member of the Ultimate
Fantasy Football
League since its inception in 2002,
has used 15 different team
nicknames throughout his nine seasons,
with "A-Peterson Fan Club"
dating back to the 2007 campaign on
Yahoo! Sports. Prior to this year,
the nickname had brought him great
success - two of his three
championships came as "A-Peterson Fan
Club." It was also the nickname
with the longest lifespan. His other
nicknames included Spock's
Burritos (2002), Midwest Riders
(2003), New Nathan Detroits (2004),
FrankieWelfareBoy (2004), Bring the
Funk (2005), Dino Bravo (2005),
Eliminated (2005), Born to Hand Jive
(2006), K-Rob Fan Club (2006),
K-Rob Rehab Club (2006), Purple People
Eaters (2006), Maurice
Jones-Drew (2006) and Jay...Is A Real
Boy (2007).
In a statement
to the league posted on the
Fleaflicker message board,
commissioner Jared
Byrd
said that franchises should wait until
the offseason to announce name
changes from this point forward due to
the lengthy amount of time
needed to update portions of the
league website.
Around
the
UFFL: Week Eight Edition
This
was the fifth week of NFL
byes, so many star players were
sidelined, forcing owners to scour the
waiver wire and free agency pool for
replacements or simply rely on
their bench players. The Atlanta
Falcons, Baltimore Ravens, Chicago
Bears, Cleveland Browns, New York
Giants and Philadelphia Eagles were
idle this week.
bbashers
114.12,
N2deep 100.40
- Houston Texans running back Arian
Foster posted 28.45 fantasy points
for the bbashers, as they remained
tied with Craigntx for the best
record in the UFFL at 7-1. Denver
Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton scored
20.56 points for N2deep in a losing
effort, as they dropped to 4-4.
Craigntx
117.07, TH Best Bets
76.70 -
The quarterbacks were the top scorers
for both sides in
this Southern Division tilt, with
Philip Rivers of the San Diego
Chargers (23.50 fantasy points)
helping Craig Lechner improve to 7-1
on
the season. The efforts of
recently-acquired Josh Freeman of the
Tampa
Bay Buccaneers (19.32 points),
however, weren't enough to keep the
Best
Bets from falling to 4-4.
Pulverizers
153.53, Football Gal
111.13 -
For the second consecutive week, the
Pulverizers topped
the 150-point mark, but this time they
were on the winning end. New
Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees
led the winners with 22.00
fantasy points, despite rumors of
having a fracture and a torn meniscus
in his left knee. Football Gal dropped
their second straight game,
despite 18.10 points from Tennessee
Titans running back Chris Johnson.
Both teams stand at 5-3 on the year.
The
Steel Curtain 114.38, Henne
Given Sunday 69.61 - Seven starters
for Tony DelSignore's squad,
including Jacksonville Jaguars tight
end Marcedes Lewis (16.55 fantasy
points), had 10 or more points in the
only non-divisional game of the
week. Dallas Cowboys tight end Jason
Witten (20.85 points) was the only
starter to generate double-digit
fantasy points for the still-winless
team from Great Britain, who started
two players on bye weeks and had a
third player (Houston Texans wide
receiver Kevin Walter) post a goose
egg on the scoreboard.
Steph
Infections 111.63, The
Catch 91.78 - In the matchup
of
two San Francisco 49ers fans
living in the state of New York,
Stephanie George got the better of
Andrew So, thanks to 22.20 fantasy
points from the Green Bay Packers
defense. The Catch were led by 21.65
points courtesy of Jacksonville
Jaguars wide receiver Mike
Sims-Walker. Somehow, I don't think
this
loss will upset Andrew too much, as
his San Francisco Giants ended up
winning the World Series around the
same time that this contest was
wrapping up.
Cheeko
Chiefs 130.27, A-Peterson
Fan Club 111.02 - In a battle of
teams that appear to be
jockeying for prime drafting position
at this point, the Chiefs emerged
victorious, thanks to 32.05 fantasy
points from Detroit Lions wide
receiver Calvin Johnson, good enough
for UFFL Player of the Week
honors. Team Klinkhammer was led by
26.60 points from the Detroit Lions
defense. Both teams are currently 2-6.
CheeseWhiz
63.05, Deltaman 59.63
- CheeseWhiz head coach Jim Douglas
forgot to set his lineup (two of
his starters were on bye weeks), but
Minnesota Vikings running back
Adrian Peterson (22.70 fantasy points)
picked up the slack for his
team, as they earned their fifth win
of the season. Deltaman was led by
15.80 points from Pittsburgh Steelers
running back Rashard Mendenhall.
Around
the
UFFL: Week Seven Edition
This
was the fourth week of NFL
byes, so many star players were
sidelined, forcing owners to scour the
waiver wire and free agency pool for
replacements or simply rely on
their bench players. The Detroit
Lions, Houston Texans, Indianapolis
Colts and New York Jets were idle this
week.
The
Catch 189.25, Pulverizers 157.86
- Andrew So set a UFFL record for most
points scored in a single game,
with Oakland Raiders running back
Darren McFadden (44.05 fantasy
points) inserted into the starting
lineup as a last-minute replacement
for Arizona Cardinals running back Tim
Hightower. In addition, Atlanta
Falcons wide receiver Roddy White
(34.05 points), Pittsburgh Steelers
quarterback Ben Roethlisberger (23.18
points), Denver Broncos running
back Knowshon Moreno (22.15 points)
and the Seattle Seahawks defense
(21.80 points) all eclipsed the
20-point plateau. "The last-minute
start for McFadden made my day," So
said.
On most other weeks, the Pulverizers'
score would have beaten any other
team. They were led by 30.40 points
from the Washington Redskins
defense, with New Orleans Saints
quarterback Drew Brees (22.24 points),
Saints wide receiver Marques Colston
(21.60 points) and New York Giants
wide receiver Steve Smith (20.05
points) each scoring more than 20
points. Interestingly, their top
scorer - Buffalo Bills quarterback
Ryan Fitzpatrick (38.96 points) - was
on the bench and it would have
been mathematically possible for the
Pulverizers to win if Fitzpatrick
and St. Louis Rams wide receiver Danny
Amendola (18.79 points) had
started instead of Brees and Denver
Broncos wide receiver Brandon Lloyd
(3.3 points).
The previous record of 174.18 points
was set by A Fake Football Team
during the opening week of the 2007
season against Deltaman.
Craigntx
149.67, The Steel
Curtain 96.55 - Team Lechner
improved to 6-1, thanks to 30.25
fantasy points from Buffalo Bills wide
receiver Lee Evans. Real-life
teammate Steve Johnson posted 21.90
points for The Steel Curtain, who
dropped their second straight contest.
A-Peterson
Fan Club 86.75, Steph
Infections 60.51 - After
beginning the season 0-5, Jay
Klinkhammer picked up his second win
in as many weeks, thanks in large
part to Stephanie George forgetting to
set her lineup (four starters
were on bye weeks). That being said,
her top scorer (the Green Bay
Packers defense, with 17.56 points)
managed to outscore the top scorer
for A-Peterson Fan Club (Green Bay
Packers running back Brandon
Jackson, with 17.10 points).
bbashers
132.88, TH Best Bets 125.85 -
Calvin Brown won his fourth
consecutive game and maintained his
position as the leader in the Southern
Division, thanks to 27.40
fantasy points from New York Giants
wide receiver Hakeem Nicks.
Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe
Flacco had 26.90 points in a losing
effort.
Deltaman 132.81, Henne Given Sunday
76.45 -
Deltaman snapped a two-game losing
streak, with Tennessee Titans wide
receiver Kenny Britt (36.75 fantasy
points) leading the offensive
attack. Henne Given Sunday dropped
their seventh game in as many weeks,
despite 20.75 points from Dallas
Cowboys tight end Jason Witten.
N2deep 120.57, Football Gal 84.04 -
George Thomas picked up his third
consecutive victory while ending the
two-game winning streak of Mozelle
Meyers. N2deep was led by 21.84
fantasy points courtesy of the
Tennessee Titans defense, while
Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver
Hines Ward chipped in with 19.55
points for Football Gal.
CheeseWhiz 125.97, Cheeko Chiefs
121.59 -
This was the closest UFFL matchup of
the week, with only 4.38 fantasy
points separating the two sides.
Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez
Bryant helped get the CheeseWhiz back
on the winning track with 29.42
points, as they picked up their first
win since Week Three. Atlanta
Falcons running back Michael Turner
led the 1-6 Chiefs with 27.25
points.
Around
the
UFFL: Week Six Edition
This
was the third week of NFL
byes, so many star players were
sidelined, forcing owners to scour the
waiver wire and free agency pool for
replacements or simply rely on
their bench players. The Arizona
Cardinals, Buffalo Bills, Carolina
Panthers and Cincinnati Bengals were
idle this week.
Pulverizers
121.21, Deltaman
102.49 - New Orleans Saints
quarterback Drew Brees led all Week
Six players with 27.72 fantasy points,
powering the Pulverizers to
their fourth consecutive victory.
Deltaman was led by New York Giants
quarterback Eli Manning's 18.98
points.
N2deep 129.42, Cheeko Chiefs 104.94
- Washington Redskins
running back Ryan Torain (23.45
fantasy points) was the top scorer in
this contest, but it wasn't enough to
give Chad Fuller his second win
of the year. Ironically, it was a
player on Fuller's favorite team
(Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver
Dwayne Bowe) who did the most damage
to his fantasy squad, posting 23.40
points.
A-Peterson Fan Club 113.30, Craigntx
80.48 - Craig Lechner had
been undefeated ever since his famous
proclamation that Jay Klinkhammer
would "feel the wrath of Craigntx"
prior to UFFL Bowl VIII; Klinkhammer
had been winless since that moment.
However, the tables turned during
Week Six, with A-Peterson Fan Club
emerging victorious despite having
two players post zero points (one of
whom was injured and one of whom
was on a bye week). San Diego Chargers
quarterback Philip Rivers led
Team Lechner once again but only
posted 14.96 fantasy points, while
Indianapolis Colts signal-caller
Peyton Manning scored 23.18 points for
the winners.
Football Gal 126.37, Henne Given
Sunday 99.72 - Jason
Wedgwood's team posted their highest
point total of the young season in
this match but is still searching for
their first win. Miami Dolphins
wide receiver Brandon Marshall
accumulated 16.85 fantasy points for
Henne Given Sunday, while the winners
were paced by Tennessee Titans
running back Chris Johnson's 20.10
points.
The Catch 107.90, The Steel Curtain
104.73 - In a nailbiter
that came down to the final minutes of
the Monday Night Football game,
The Catch pulled out a win by a
difference of only 3.17 fantasy
points.
Houston Texans quarterback Matt
Schaub's performance (24.50 points)
allowed Andrew So to snap a three-game
losing streak. The Steel Curtain
was led by Atlanta Falcons quarterback
Matt Ryan (20.30 points), as
Tony DelSignore lost for the first
time in the last four contests.
bbashers 130.11, CheeseWhiz 94.97 -
Houston Texans running back
Arian Foster (26.40 fantasy points)
helped Calvin Brown earn his third
consecutive victory, while CheeseWhiz
dropped their third straight game
after getting out of the gate to a 3-0
start. Jim Douglas' team was led
by 16.32 points from the Minnesota
Vikings defense.
TH Best Bets 110.00, Steph
Infections 98.21 - The Best
Bets
picked up their fourth win in their
last five games, with Baltimore
Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco (23.90
fantasy points) leading the way.
Indianapolis Colts wide receiver
Austin Collie (15.85 points) was the
top scorer for the Steph Infections,
who dropped their second in a row.
UFFL News
Ticker: It has not been a
great year for Northern Division
franchises or international
franchises
in the UFFL. Through the first six
weeks of the regular season,
Northern Division teams had combined
for a 12-40-0 record against their
Southern Division counterparts and
six out of the top seven franchises
(according to Fleaflicker rankings)
were based in the South. In fact,
the disparity between the two
divisions is so wide that the
last-place
team in the South had the same
record (3-3-0) as the division
leader in
the North ... Meanwhile, the
Canadian-based Cheeko
Chiefs and
British-based Henne
Given
Sunday franchises have combined for
a 1-11 record, with the Chiefs'
only victory coming against the TH
Best Bets.
Around
the
UFFL: Week Five Edition
This
was the second week of NFL
byes, so many star players were
sidelined, forcing owners to scour the
waiver wire and free agency pool for
replacements or simply rely on
their bench players. The Miami
Dolphins, New England Patriots,
Pittsburgh Steelers and Seattle
Seahawks were idle this week.
Craigntx
153.43, The Catch 87.12 -
Team Lechner was the highest scoring
franchise in the league for Week
Five, as they held on to their claim
as the only undefeated team in the
UFFL. San Diego Chargers quarterback
Philip Rivers posted 29.64 fantasy
points for the winners, while Atlanta
Falcons wide receiver Roddy White
scored 16.05 points for The Catch, who
fell three games below .500 with
the loss.
Cheeko Chiefs 116.12, TH Best Bets
71.20 - The UFFL's Canadian
entry took advantage of two players
scoring goose eggs for the Best
Bets (New York Giants wide receiver
Mario Manningham and Cleveland
Browns running back James Davis). The
Detroit Lions defense (33.16
fantasy points) helped Chad Fuller get
his first win of the season,
while Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe
Flacco (15.84 points) was the
top scorer for Team Bender.
The Steel Curtain 123.64, Steph
Infections 108.30 -
Minnesota
Vikings wide receiver Percy Harvin's
28.85-point performance lifted
Team DelSignore to a 4-1 mark, with
the Steph Infections falling to
3-2. Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver
Terrell Owens led all starters on
the losing squad with 18.60 points but
benched San Francisco 49ers wide
receiver Michael Crabtree (20.75
points) was even better. In addition,
starting Dallas Cowboys quarterback
Tony Romo (32.14 points) over New
York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez
(7.64 points) would have
dramatically changed the outcome of
the game.
Pulverizers
130.58, Henne Given Sunday 88.60 -
Denver Broncos
wide receiver Brandon Lloyd (23.75
fantasy points) helped the
Pulverizers earn their third
consecutive victory as Team Wedgwood
continues to search for their first
win. Not even Minnesota Vikings
quarterback Brett Favre's efforts
(25.66 points) were enough to make a
major impact on the scoreboard.
Football Gal 115.24, CheeseWhiz
72.01 - Baltimore Ravens
running
back Ray Rice's performance (30.60
fantasy points) allowed Mozelle
Meyers to win her fourth game of the
year - the same number of games
her team won during the 2009 regular
season. CheeseWhiz, who lost their
second consecutive game, was paced by
18.16 points from the Cincinnati
Bengals defense.
N2deep 126.02, Deltaman 104.93 -
Both clubs stand at 2-3 after
this closely contested battle, with
Chicago Bears running back Matt
Forte (31.70 fantasy points) leading
the way for the victorious N2deep
franchise. Craig Hoffman's team was
led by 24.96 points courtesy of the
New York Jets defense.
bbashers 151.67, A-Peterson Fan Club
126.59 - Jay Klinkhammer's
club remained winless despite having
the fourth-highest point total in
the league (and the highest among
losing squads), while Calvin Brown
improved to 4-1 on the season. The
Philadelphia Eagles defense scored
29.96 points for A-Peterson Fan Club,
but New York Giants wide receiver
Hakeem Nicks was slightly more
productive, racking up 30.50 fantasy
points for the bbashers.
UFFL
News
Ticker: Invitations
for the Fantasy Basketball Challenge
Fleaflicker league will be sent
out this week. The NBA regular season
begins Tuesday, Oct. 26.
LaDainian
Tomlinson
returns to the Pulverizers
Sam
Bradford headed to the
Cheeko Chiefs
After
spending
his entire
UFFL career with the Pulverizers
(and his entire NFL career with the
San Diego Chargers), running back
LaDainian Tomlinson appeared to be on
the downside of his career at the
end of the 2009 season, his days of
being a No. 1 option seemingly
over. The 30-year-old had failed to
reach the 1,000-yard mark for the
first time in his career and went the
entire year without having a
single game of 100 or more rushing
yards.
The Pulverizers opted to go with
several younger running backs, while
protecting Indianapolis Colts tight
end Dallas Clark and New Orleans
Saints quarterback Drew Brees and wide
receiver Marques Colston as
franchise players. However, this plan
backfired, as the quartet of
Jerome Harrison, Jason Snelling,
Darren Sproles and Jonathan Stewart
combined to post the worst rushing
statistics in the league.
Meanwhile,
Tomlinson was enjoying a resurgence
with his new
teams, the
New York Jets and the Cheeko
Chiefs. He had racked up 341 rushing
yards, 82 receiving yards and
three touchdowns despite splitting
time with Shonn Greene. At the same
time, St. Louis Rams quarterback Sam
Bradford was buried on the
Pulverizers' bench behind Brees, and
the 0-4 Chiefs were beginning to
look ahead to next season - and what
better way to rebuild than through
a rookie quarterback (not just any
rookie, but the top overall pick in
the NFL draft) with plenty of upside?
With that in mind, the Cheeko Chiefs
dealt Tomlinson, New York Giants
wide receiver Steve Smith and a
third-round pick in the 2011 UFFL
draft
to the Pulverizers in exchange for
Bradford and a first-round selection
in the 2011 draft. Through four games
this year, the 25-year-old Smith
has 22 receptions and 211 receiving
yards, while the 23-year-old
Bradford has thrown for 944 yards with
six touchdowns and six
interceptions.
UFFL News
Ticker: With the start of
the 2010-11 NHL regular season, the
10-team Fantasy
Hockey Challenge
league has gotten underway on
Fleaflicker, although it will not be
a
keeper league as
originally planned. Due to lack of
interest, the league was converted
from a private league to a public
league hours before the live draft,
and so
six of the league's 10 owners have
no connections to the UFFL. Jared
Byrd, Craig
Hoffman, Mozelle
Meyers and George
Thomas are the only
owners with ties to the Ultimate
Fantasy Football League ... UFFL
owners have voted to give up their
rights to veto trades within 24
hours of a deal being agreed upon by
both sides. This means that the
only person who currently has the
power to approve or reject a deal is
the commissioner, but it also means
that trades will be finalized
quicker. Previously, six owners had
to reject a deal during a 24-hour
span for a trade to be turned down.
Around
the
UFFL: Week Four Edition
This
was the first week of NFL
byes, so many star players were
sidelined, forcing owners to scour
the
waiver wire and free agency pool for
replacements or simply rely on
their bench players. The Dallas
Cowboys, Kansas City Chiefs,
Minnesota
Vikings and Tampa Bay Buccaneers
were idle this week.
Pulverizers 128.35,
Cheeko Chiefs 112.04 - One
has
to wonder if
Chad Fuller's team would have picked
up their first win of the season
if the Kansas City Chiefs had played
in Week Four. Running backs
Jamaal Charles and Thomas Jones, wide
receiver Dexter McCluster and the
Kansas City defense were among the
benched players because of the bye
week. Instead, the Pulverizers
improved to 2-2, thanks to 29.80
fantasy
points from the San Diego Chargers
defense. New York Jets running back
LaDainian Tomlinson scored 29.40
points in his final game for the
Cheeko Chiefs; he was traded to the
opponent just days after this
contest ended.
The Steel Curtain 102.13, A-Peterson
Fan Club 99.21 - Tony
DelSignore picked up his second
straight victory while keeping
A-Peterson Fan Club winless, with a
22.25-point performance from
Indianapolis Colts running back Joseph
Addai. As usual, Indianapolis
Colts quarterback Peyton Manning
(24.98 fantasy points) was the
top scorer for Jay Klinkhammer's
squad.
Deltaman 112.18, Football Gal 73.81
- Craig Hoffman
handed Mozelle Meyers her first loss
of the season as he improved to
.500. Pittsburgh Steelers running back
Rashard Mendenhall led the way
with 22.35 fantasy points, while
Washington Redskins quarterback
Donovan McNabb scored 13.90 points for
Football Gal in a losing effort.
TH Best Bets 138.52, The Catch
103.92 - Indianapolis Colts
wide
receiver Reggie Wayne (23.80 fantasy
points) was one of three players
for Mark Bender's squad to top the
20-point plateau in Week Four, as he
improved to 3-1 on the season. The
Catch, who fell to 1-3, were led by
Houston Texans quarterback Matt
Schaub's 19.78 fantasy points.
bbashers 132.10, Henne Given Sunday
44.43 - In the most
lopsided game of the week, Houston
Texans running back Arian Foster
(30.90 fantasy points) put up a
performance worthy of landing on the
UFFL horse trailer, as his team
improved to 3-1. Not only did Henne
Given Sunday remain winless, but they
posted the lowest score by any
team in the league this season.
Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Derrick
Mason (10.50 points)
was
the
highest scorer for Jason Wedgwood,
whose lineup had two players who
were on bye weeks and a third who was
inactive.
Craigntx 113.99, CheeseWhiz 99.28 -
The defending champions are
the last undefeated team standing in
the UFFL, thanks to a strong
showing from San Diego Chargers
quarterback Philip Rivers (21.64
fantasy points). CheeseWhiz dropped
their second straight, despite
16.30 points from Carolina Panthers
running back DeAngelo Williams.
Steph Infections 126.04, N2deep
101.78 - In a matchup
featuring
two teams headed in opposite
directions, Cincinnati Bengals wide
receiver Terrell Owens racked up 27.10
fantasy points for the Steph
Infections, who won their third
straight game. His real-life teammate,
quarterback Carson Palmer, scored
24.84 points for N2deep, as they
dropped their third game in a row.